- It's Friday night in 2016 and I've had some beers
- The Beatles were only a band for 9 years, There was never a member of the Beatles who was 30 years old.
- I'm 26 and have fifty percent grey hair
- Creedence Clearwater Revival were only a band for 4 years. John Fogerty was 22-26. During those 4 years they wrote
Have You Ever Seen The Rain
Proud Mary
Bad Moon Rising
Fortunate Son
Born on the Bayou
Suzie Q
Who'll Stop the Rain
I Heart it through the Grape Vine
I Put a Spell on You
- I shit my pants when I was 14 years old at my first High School Football game at a brand new school.
- A hockey puck weighs 6 ounces.
- Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid.
- A strawberry isn't a berry but an avocado is.
- I weighed 8 pounds more than a hockey puck at birth (i think).
- I'm out of boxers that fit nicely
